Lindsay Lohan Accused of Plagiarism
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan has been accused of plagiarism by an eighth grade student in Omaha, Nebraska. The student, Shelly Atwater, is a member of… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Pamela Anderson Says Kid Rock Didn’t Measure Up to Tommy Lee
LOS ANGELES – A tearful Pamela Anderson wrote on her website yesterday that no matter how many times she married Kid Rock, he came up… Read More
Clay Aiken, Kelly Ripa Feud Inspires “Where Was Clay’s Hand” Contest
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – While other celebrity news sources were in a feeding frenzy, scrambling to find the latest crumbs in the Clay Aiken, Kelly… Read More
God Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding
VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because he… Read More
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding Secrets
ROME – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will exchange mood rings during a Scientology wedding ceremony this weekend at Odescalchi Castle on Lake Bracciano, twenty… Read More
Bill Cosby Settles Class Action Assualt Claims
PHILADELPHIA – Pitchman Bill Cosby quietly settled a class action suit with an unspecified number of women who had accused him of drugging and sexually… Read More
Renee Zellweger Retires from Non-animated Films
Renee Zellweger stunned Hollywood yesterday by announcing that her current project, the thriller Case 39, will be her last live-action film. In a statement released by… Read More
Tom Cruise Alert: Today United Artists, Tomorrow the United States
LOS ANGELES – Be afraid, ye sons and daughters of Xenu. Be fearful of your fate, ye glib commentators and disciples of false prophets. Bow… Read More