Mel Gibson to Star as Saddam Hussein in Iraq to the Future
MALIBU – Mel Gibson is set to star as Saddam Hussein in Iraq to the Future, a small-budget indie film about life in Iraq as it… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Britney Spears Tops Paris Hilton, You as Person of the Year
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Britney Spears is the Postcards from the Pus Bus 2006 Person of the Year. Ms. Spears captured the title hands down,… Read More
President Bush Asked Angelina Jolie to Attend Saddam Hussein Hanging
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hoping to maximize the public relations bounce from the news of Saddam Hussein’s hanging, President Bush had planned to ask Angelina Jolie… Read More
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Rosie O’Donnell Attacks Betty Ford, James Brown
NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell, basking in the attention generated by her feud with Donald Trump, has attacked Betty Ford and the late James Brown.… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Accused of Plagiarism
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan has been accused of plagiarism by an eighth grade student in Omaha, Nebraska. The student, Shelly Atwater, is a member of… Read More
Pamela Anderson Says Kid Rock Didn’t Measure Up to Tommy Lee
LOS ANGELES – A tearful Pamela Anderson wrote on her website yesterday that no matter how many times she married Kid Rock, he came up… Read More
Clay Aiken, Kelly Ripa Feud Inspires “Where Was Clay’s Hand” Contest
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – While other celebrity news sources were in a feeding frenzy, scrambling to find the latest crumbs in the Clay Aiken, Kelly… Read More
God Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding
VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because he… Read More