NSA Instrumental in Busting Thai Gang Selling Fake Elephant IDs
BANGKOK(AP)– The National Security Agency (NSA) is claiming to have played “a major role” in helping police in Thailand to break up a gang that… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Obama Unfriends Putin on Facebook, International Crisis Looms
The Pug Bus learned overnight that President Barack Obama has unfriended Russian president Vladimir Putin on Facebook in retaliation for Mr. Putin’s offering temporary asylum… Read More
Taylor Swift Placed Under Suicide Watch (Breaking News)
READING, Pa.–Taylor Swift has been placed under a suicide watch by concerned members of her entourage, the Pug Bus learned today. The popular, six-foot-tall singer-songwriter… Read More
Sex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle: Breaking News
WEST CHESTER, Pa. – The massively popular dating site Christian Mingle has been rocked by a sex scandal. “Threesomes, foursomes, pedophilia, bestiality, anal sex, cock… Read More
Prince Harry, Chelsy Davy Breakup Quiz
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Royal watchers have been off their HP Sauce since British tabloids began reporting over the weekend that Prince Harry and his… Read More
Tim Lincecum Sues Minor-League Mascot “Dog Cy” for Identity Theft and Emotional Distress
Former Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum has filed what experts are already calling “the most delightfully avoidable lawsuit of the season” against Dog Cy, the… Read More
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Mounting Remake of Don Quixote
HOLLYWOOD – In conjunction with what would have been Miguel de Cervantes’ 464th birthday, Tom Cruise has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon. Sources… Read More
Bush Surprised by Visit to Iraq, Thought He Was in Texas
AL-ASAD AIR BASE, Iraq – President Bush made a surprise visit to the Al Asad Air Base in the Anbar province of Iraq Monday morning.… Read More