Mike Ditka Is the New Face of Lane Bryant
In a move certain to raise eyebrows if not hem lines, Lane Bryant is set to introduce former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka as the… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
NCTE Outraged over Time’s Choice of the Clitoris as Person of the Year
The National Council for Transgender Equality (NCTE) charged today that Time magazine’s choice of the clitoris as its 2015 Person of the Year “invalidates the narratives” of… Read More
New iPad 5 Will Introduce Fading Keypad Letters
The big whisper from the Apple campus here in Cupertino is that Apple’s new iPad 5 and iPad Mimi 2 will introduce fading keypad letters.… Read More
NSA Instrumental in Busting Thai Gang Selling Fake Elephant IDs
BANGKOK(AP)– The National Security Agency (NSA) is claiming to have played “a major role” in helping police in Thailand to break up a gang that… Read More
Obama Unfriends Putin on Facebook, International Crisis Looms
The Pug Bus learned overnight that President Barack Obama has unfriended Russian president Vladimir Putin on Facebook in retaliation for Mr. Putin’s offering temporary asylum… Read More
Taylor Swift Placed Under Suicide Watch (Breaking News)
READING, Pa.–Taylor Swift has been placed under a suicide watch by concerned members of her entourage, the Pug Bus learned today. The popular, six-foot-tall singer-songwriter… Read More
Sex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle: Breaking News
WEST CHESTER, Pa. – The massively popular dating site Christian Mingle has been rocked by a sex scandal. “Threesomes, foursomes, pedophilia, bestiality, anal sex, cock… Read More
Prince Harry, Chelsy Davy Breakup Quiz
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Royal watchers have been off their HP Sauce since British tabloids began reporting over the weekend that Prince Harry and his… Read More