Lindsay Lohan Innocent of Cocaine Possession Says LAPD
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, who was arrested for cocaine possession and driving under the influence of alcohol Tuesday, has been cleared of the cocaine… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Michelle Wie Enters Rehab
LOS ANGELES – Michelle Wie checked into a Promises residential treatment center early Sunday afternoon to seek help in battling what she called “like, a… Read More
Tom Cruise Brokered Spice Girls Reunion
LOS ANGELES – The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour, and we can thank Tom Cruise for that. The diminutive actor is rumored… Read More
Paris Hilton Snags Larry King Interview for $1.5 Million
LOS ANGELES – Larry King was the surprise winner of the bidding war for the right to conduct Paris Hilton’s initial post-jail interview. The veteran… Read More
Paris Hilton Finds God in Jail, Starts Her Own Hotline
LOS ANGELES – Like many prisoners with time on their hands, Paris Hilton found god in jail. Ms. Hilton, 26, made the lord’s acquaintance in… Read More
Queen Elizabeth 2 Moving to Dubai
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Queen Elizabeth 2, the majestic traveler who inspired millions of people around the world during her fifty-five year reign, has… Read More
A moment of silence for the lunch you thought was waiting for you. The rice was innocent, which somehow made it worse.
Britney Spears News Blackout Urged by Satire Website
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading celebrity satire website, has called for a Britney Spears news blackout. Site founder… Read More
Tony Soprano Sighting Reported in New Jersey
NEWARK, N.J. – Tony Soprano was sighted late Tuesday night leaving Satin Dolls, the gentlemen’s club on Route 17 in Lodi, New Jersey, where scenes… Read More