Chip Hilton, Author at Postcards from The Pug Bus

A rumpled man in a bathrobe sniffs a questionable tub of yogurt in front of an open refrigerator while his Labrador waits expectantly below, a humorous scene for Book of Daze: Ignore the Expiration Date.

He calls it a taste-test. The Labrador calls it dinner.

Antonella Barba Enters Rehab

WARMINSTER, Penna. – After being sent down by American Idol voters last night, Antonella Barba announced through her publicist that she would enter the Bucks County Hospital… Read More

News

Angelina Jolie to Replace Paul Wolfowitz at World Bank

Chip Hilton 19 years

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Angelina Jolie has been tapped to replace Paul Wolfowitz as president of the World Bank. President Bush is expected to delay making… Read More

Illustrated detective cork board for the Cold Case Unit featuring zodiac symbols, pinned photographs, scattered evidence notes, and intersecting red string connections surrounding a central missing file, evoking a humorous cosmic investigation atmosphere.

Forecasts missing. Detectives dispatched. Red string deployed with quiet confidence.

Innerviews

Paris Hilton Exclusive Jail Sentence Interview

Chip Hilton Britney Spears, Paris Hilton 19 years

LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton has been sentenced to forty-five days in a county jail for violating the terms of her drunk-driving probation by operating… Read More

Man reclining on grassy hill wearing skull shirt

Culture

Nicole Kidman Outfits Keith Urban with Alcohol Monitor

Chip Hilton Keith Urban 19 years

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Nicole Kidman has fitted her alcoholic husband Keith Urban with a microchip, hoping to accomplish with technology what she couldn’t accomplish with… Read More

Illustration depicting the absurd rituals of sports fandom: four exaggerated characters—including a toga-clad philosopher, a furious bald man, a screaming elderly woman, and a parrot in a tricorn hat—stand atop a pedestal labeled ‘HATRED,’ booing a football player mid-stride. Framed by ornate columns and a rainbow arch,

Haters gonna hate,

Celebrity Shockers Sporting Life

Lindsay Lohan Falls in NFL Draft

Chip Hilton Lindsay Lohan 19 years

NEW YORK – Lindsay Lohan, once considered the potential number one pick in this year’s NFL draft, lingered on the board yesterday like a dingleberry… Read More

An illustration of the zero-gravity void inside a bank during a Tuesday afternoon cosmic error. The manager floats upside down, while a client uses an umbrella to navigate the toast-scented air.

The universe runs out of Tuesday afternoon, forcing helpless citizens to sing for their financial survival to an upside-down man.

News

Rosie O’Donnell Replaced by Don Imus on The View

Chip Hilton trump 19 years

NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell is giving her seat on The View to Don Imus as of June 1, a source close to the show said this… Read More

Beatle George Harrison playing a terrible guitar solo.

"What note comes next?"

Celebrity Shockers

Britney Spears Denies That She’s Broke

Chip Hilton Britney Spears 19 years

MALIBU – Britney Spears is broke. Months of non-stop drinking and shopping, coupled with binge eating, purging, and serious brown Persian heroin and cocaine abuse… Read More

"Say, baby, what's your sign?"

Culture

Don Imus to Star with Tom Cruise in Talkback Mountain

Chip Hilton Britney Spears, celebrity shockers, Tom Cruise 19 years

LOS ANGELES – Former on-air personality Don Imus has been tipped to star with Tom Cruise in Talkback Mountain, the story of a radio talk show… Read More