Windows Vista Offends Special Interest Groups
ATLANTA – In addition to the usual security problems, the Microsoft corporation’s latest operating system, Windows Vista, has some patching to do with special interest… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Mark Foley Enters Alcoholism Rehab; Gambling Rehab Next
LAPLAND, Fla. – Mark Foley (R-FL) quietly slipped into a rehab facility for alcoholism treatment last weekend. In a statement read by his attorney, Mr.… Read More
Farm Aid Performers Stricken After Visiting Willie Nelson’s Bus
Several Farm Aid performers exhibited symptoms of extreme dizziness and incoherence during the eleven-hour fund raising concert at the Tweeter Centre yesterday. At first concert… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Will Star in Mr. & Mrs. Beowulf
LOS ANGELES – Hoping to squelch rumors that their relationship has hit the skid marks, and to capitalize on the success of Mr. & Mrs. Smith,… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Will Star in Mr. & Mrs. Beowulf
LOS ANGELES – Hoping to squelch rumors that their relationship has hit the skid marks, and to capitalize on the success of Mr. & Mrs. Smith,… Read More
New Sex Drug Stops Premature Ejaculation in Its Tracks
ST. PAUL, Minn. – A report in the British medical journal The Lancet contains good news for men who suffer from the thrill of sexual excitement but… Read More
Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter Death Tops Stingray News
The death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin has left the stingray world scrambling to effect damage control. Mr. Irwin, 44, died today after being stung… Read More
God at Wit’s End over Dispute between Israel and Hezbollah
NEW YORK – The Lord God Almighty declared yesterday that He is “damn sick and tired of hearing about that whole mess between Israel and… Read More