Book of Daze: Kiss Your Dog on the Mouth Day
There are holidays that celebrate courage, sacrifice, and the triumph of the human spirit. This is not one of them. Kiss your dog on the… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
Even the Vatican’s top exorcists were unprepared for a case involving a Shih Tzu, a minor demon, and what appears to be unresolved separation anxiety.
Pope Leo Hosts Vatican Exorcism Summit
Alarmed by reports of a worldwide surge in Satanism, occultism, and spiritual incontinence, Pope Leo XIV convened a Vatican exorcism summit. The March 13 meeting… Read More
Book of Daze: Armchair Philosopher Day
Armchair philosopher day honors the ordinary person’s unstoppable conviction that with no training, skill, or experience he is one penetrating question away from cracking the… Read More
What Would Nietzsche Do? Group Chat Etiquette
Friedrich closed his eyes and stuck his hand into the mailbag this morning. He pulled out three letters: Group Chat Etiquette, Accidental Kindness, and Gym… Read More
A Review of Toni Tennille: A Memoir
The following review of Toni Tennile: A Memoir is issued from the damp, velvet-lined interior of the Pug Bus, where the windshield wipers are currently… Read More
The Unfinished Projects Division of the FBI Launches Door‑to‑Door Audit
The Unfinished Projects Division of the FBI initiated its first nationwide door‑to‑door audit this morning. Agents dressed in the bureau’s signature beige windbreakers arrived unannounced… Read More
USPS Introduces a New Class of Mail: Unsent Letters
The United States Postal Service declared yesterday that it had started to deliver Unsent Letters, a new class of mail reserved for messages people never… Read More
Weight Loss Horoscopes
The cosmos has decided that your collective size is too bloated to ignore. In response, it presents the weight loss horoscopes, which put your forecasts… Read More