How to Spot a Scam
Among the skills required for survival In the postmodern age, few are more important than how to spot a scam that arrives to seduce you… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
The Stolen Land Zodiac Wants Its Forecasts Back
The Stolen Land Zodiac is back to reclaim its forecasts. It is not impressed with what you have constructed in its absence. Sacred prophecies have… Read More
If you wish to defeat the smart toilet spy, you must first convince it that you are a high-ranking official from the World Wildlife Fund.
Confronting the Smart Toilet Spy
The Department of Health and Human Services, in partnership with the nation’s largest insurance conglomerates, released without preamble or being asked to updated smart toilet… Read More
The Shell Game: You Can’t Satirize This
The shell game violates the contract between a satirist and the world. According to that agreement, the satirist takes something real—something stupid, broken, magnificently daft—and… Read More
Does Your Third Eye Need Glasses?
The Third Eye is the most neglected organ in the human body, which is saying something given how badly most people treat the pancreas. According… Read More
Ten Other Reasons to Boycott the Grammys
Country megastars Miranda Lambert, George Strait, and Morgan Wallen will boycott the Grammys this year because they have had enough of the Grammys’ “We’ll Get… Read More
President Threatens England with Economic Ruin over “Magastar”
The delicate peace between the United States and the United Kingdom shattered this morning when the President issued a final, gold-embossed warning to the scholars… Read More
Book of Daze: Don’t Frighten the Horses Day
Postmodern society has obviously forgotten the golden rule of Victorian decorum: “Don’t frighten the horses.” This was the bedrock of civilization: maintaining a public facade… Read More