Thrift Store Horoscopes for August 9, 2025
🦠Leo (July 23 – August 22) You enter every room like it’s a red carpet event, even if it’s just the local Arby’s. The… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Book of Daze Panicked Awakening Day
“What time is it?! What day is it?! Who the hell am I?!” Welcome to Book of Daze Panicked Awakening Day. Historians trace the origin… Read More
đź”® One-dimensional Horoscopes for August 8, 2025
(Dictated horoscopes by an unreliable oracle who may or may not be powered by expired batteries and Mercury in cowboy drag. Time is a flat… Read More
Exclusive Interview with Joe Paterno’s Statue
(Conducted by The Pug Bus, America’s Premier Source for News That Shouldn’t Be True) We are in a decommissioned airplane hangar in the mountains outside… Read More
Book of Daze Create a New Password Day
“Strong. Secure. Immediately forgotten.” This frazzled holiday was born in 1997, when IT help desk technician Gerald Bunt of Richmond, Virginia, accidentally deleted an entire… Read More
Ophiuchus (Nov 31 – Feb 30) The thirteenth sign of the Zodiac. The cosmic asterisk. The footnote with delusions of grandeur.
Horoscopes for the Practiced Lifeman for August 6, 2025
(“The stars incline, but with a little one-upmanship, you may bludgeon them into submission.” —Aquinas, or possibly Reginald at the Club) ♌ Leo (July 23… Read More
Kingslymanship: Or The Subtle Art of Living Up to One’s Name
There exists a peculiar branch of Lifemanship–little studied, rarely mastered–known as Kingslymanship: the lifelong game of appearing equal to the grandeur of one’s own first… Read More