Daily Duplicitous Horoscopes August 5, 2025
Leo (7/23 “‘ 8/22):The goddess Maytag, in harmonic convergence with the House of Proctor and Gamble, has designated the crock pot as your ruling symbol.… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Book of Daze Microwave Regret Day
“It looked fine until it exploded.” The roots of Book of Daze Microwave Regret Day can be traced to 2003, when sophomore Renée “Hot Pocket”… Read More
Book of Daze Make a To-Do List and Ignore It Day
“If I write it down, does that count?” The to-do list, the last refuge of procrastinators, the first I will and testament of the recently conscripted,… Read More
Stop ‘n’ Go
The old traffic light at the corner of 5th and Main blinked erratically. Drivers hesitated, unsure. A child waiting to cross looked up, puzzled by… Read More
Combative Horoscopes for August 4, 2026
(📺Megyn Kelly vs. Rachel Maddow Horoscopes Edition–You are the battleground between controlled outrage and smirking analysis. One wants to cross-examine your soul. The other wants… Read More
Promotion Denied
The email began, “Promotion Denied.” Are you kidding me? I’ve been working like a caffeinated Roomba in cleaning season! Overtime, missed weekends, even smiled at… Read More
“Somebody Call Guinness”
The sandwich had its own ZIP code. It included bacon, brisket, pickles, peanut butter, and a fried egg wearing sunglasses. Marvin took one bite and… Read More
The Twelve Shortest People In US History
History measured not in inches, but in impact, entropy, and the number of DMV employees they have hexed. A surreal, unhinged, and ludicrous archive of… Read More