Book of Daze Apologize for Something You Didn’t Do Day
“Sorry, I just … sorry.” No one is accusing you. Nothing went wrong. No sirens have gone off. Still, you feel the need to whisper… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Spit for Brains
He installed the shelf upside down. Again. “Spit for brains,” muttered Karen, watching Matt wield a drill like it was a medieval weapon. The instructions… Read More
Pop Star Horoscopes for August 3, 2025
[Today’s celestial influencers: Beyoncé (Divine Precision) vs. Lana Del Rey (Melancholy Drift) One demands excellence. The other sighs into a martini while the world burns.… Read More
The Repo Man
Todd, the repo man, had one rule: never feel bad. Then he saw “Wet Regret,” a neon-pink jet ski with a bumper sticker reading, “My… Read More
Book of Daze Forget People’s Names Day
We are gathered here together to recall the better-forgotten times when we have died of embarrassment as names evaporated like dew on a hot sidewalk and… Read More
Dueling Banjos Horoscopes for August 2, 2025
(Brought to you by the Venus-Pluto Misalignment Horoscopes Hotline: “If it feels wrong, it probably is.”) Leo (July 23 – August 22) You mistake a… Read More
