The cat knows exactly where the remote is. It is enjoying your suffering almost as much as the popcorn crumbs.
Once upon a time, the remote control was a badge of household sovereignty. Today it is a fugitive. On National Lose Your Remote Day, we… Read More
An unsuspecting Aquarius stands mid-gust, hair whipped straight up and sculpted into the unmistakable silhouette of the Eiffel Tower.
Brace yourself for a cosmic whiplash horoscope that predicts lava-lamp sarcasm, heroic karaoke squeaks, and houseplants staging a leafy revolt against your feng shui. ♈… Read More
Join the annual ritual of resistance with Book of Daze: Boycott ESPN Day–a satirical celebration for fans who have had enough of sermons, scandals, race… Read More
In this charming and oddly moving history of gut health and the Great Bowel Shift, we take a cursory look at the wonders of the… Read More
Funny Horoscopes: The Zodiac Unplugged is the mother of all comic satire. Boundless helpings of absurd wit dished out family style with the good China… Read More
Now sentient and slightly judgy, iPhone 17 boasts a new feature “iConscience,” which alerts users when their screen time exceeds their moral worth. In a… Read More
The Department of Motor Vehicles Now Serving Number: 7,388,201,042,001 Operation Ontological Compliance In a sweeping expansion of its metaphysical mandate, the Department of Motor Vehicles… Read More
Let’s crack open the celestial dumpster and see what the stars coughed up this morning. These Apocalyptic Horoscopes from the End Times are unfiltered transmissions… Read More
