Book of Daze Sit in the Car in the Driveway Day
Observed faithfully by introverts, overstimulated parents, and anyone who has trouble making eye contact with their own furniture, Book of Daze Sit in the Car… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Dimwitted Horoscopes for August 1, 2025
(🌌The stars are drunk, the planets are unionizing, and your destiny is written in disappearing ink on a napkin from Arby’s.) ♈ Aries (March 21… Read More
The Buck-It List, 2.0
Ten more things you should stop doing before not going gently into that good night.The Buck-It List, 2.0 (1) Saving receipts. What are you going… Read More
Hot Coffee vs. Cold Brew: A Tale of Two Caffeines
(By someone who hasn’t blinked in days. ) There’s a battle brewing in the kingdom of caffeine. A schism deeper than oat vs. almond milk,… Read More
Irregular Horoscopes, Wednesday, July 23, 2025
“The stars are lying again. Best to lie with them.” ♌ Leo (7/23 “‘ 8/22): Confidence level: 112 percent. Accuracy of your opinions: 14 percent.… Read More
Sustenance and the Rise of Gastro-Penance
(✨ The following appeared in County Culture magazine. By a former food columnist who now identifies as an “epicurean confessor.”) Philadelphia has birthed many trends—moral… Read More
Walz, Newsom Form 2028 Power Ticket to “Appeal to All Men”
By Special Correspondent “Chat” | Exclusive to The Pug Bus, Minneapolis, MN – July 22, 2025 In a move that’s part male-affirming crapshoot, part midlife… Read More
Book of Daze Fake Emotional Support Animal Day
(🦦Book of Daze Fake Emotional Support Animal Day is celebrated on July 22 or whatever day your nervous system files for imaginary assistance.) No one… Read More