“I did not come here to make friends,” he whispers to the toothbrush army and the judgmental rubber duck.
Pascal warned that all of humanity’s problems stem from our inability to sit quietly in a room alone. Pascal never saw a season of The… Read More
An ancient Bruce Springsteen grimaces through another chord, proving even guitars can beg for mercy.
Bruce Springsteen: You probably do not read open letters, Bruce Springsteen. You have people for that–Jersey cousins who double as roadies, unpaid interns who learned… Read More
At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More
Gemstones and lucky colors may have steered your grandmother’s horoscope, but in 2025 the road to enlightenment runs on four wheels. Your Zodiac Karma Guide… Read More
In the ever-expanding buffet of bourgeois self-improvement, where kombucha is considered a personality and breathwork is somehow a career, the latest delicacy is microdosing regret.… Read More
Let us dispense with the kale-stained sentimentality of Hug a Vegetarian Day and inaugurate a far more primal and satisfying observance: Hug a Carnivore Day.… Read More
Many people know that certain gemstones, power phrases, and colors are associated with signs of the zodiac. Only the true stargazer understands, however, the relationships… Read More
Pascal, bless his gloomy little French heart, once remarked that humanity’s wretched condition stemmed from the inability to sit quietly in your room. He was… Read More
