Irregular Horoscopes for July 22, 2025
Cancer (6/22 “‘ 7/22): Nothing succeeds like finesse. Don’t let your inability to relate to other human beings or your flippant disregard for their feelings… Read More
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Cancer (6/22 “‘ 7/22): Nothing succeeds like finesse. Don’t let your inability to relate to other human beings or your flippant disregard for their feelings… Read More
ðŸ¾Book of Daze Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day is an observance for those who live under feline surveillance. Founded in 2008, Book of Daze Answer… Read More
Morgan Wallen might have traded in his barstool for a wedding band – at least if the internet’s rumor machine is accurate. Whisper campaigns, blurry… Read More
(Originally printed in Inferior Design, Nov-Dec, 2024, the Magazine of Jobs No Human Should Ever Perform) We humans once held forth–and still do in some… Read More
The stars are lying again. Let’s pretend to believe them. ♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Today you will cry over a pizza commercial… Read More
Celebrating the one fermented food that can simultaneously cure a cold, start a fight, and summon ancestral spirits with gastrointestinal issues. Book of Daze Kimchi… Read More
(Delivered fresh, like a slap from the cosmos.) Aries (3/21 – 4/19): You are full of ideas today. Sadly, most of them are banned by… Read More
In a world where people will crowdfund anything from elective toe surgery to psychic dolphin communication, it takes a certain kind of idiocy—or audacity—to get… Read More