Thoughts on First Visiting Wellsboro Cemetery
The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow’r,And all that beauty, all that wealth e’er gave,Awaits alike th’ inevitable hour.The paths of glory lead but… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Wal-Mart Employees Embarrassed by Stock Decline
MORGANTOWN, Penna. – The recent decline in the value of Wal-Mart stock has decimated company morale, threatened the social fabric of many small communities, and… Read More
Did God Write Other Books Besides The Bible?
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have stopped writing after finishing The Bible,… Read More
A Barrel of Laughs at the Gastroenterology Office: You Can’t Photoshop This
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A reallygoodlaugh, not some tight little snortle, but a… Read More
5 Easy Hacks for Improving Your Karma This Summer
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Contrary to popular opinion–and to the creators of My Name Is Earl–karma is not about payback, nor is it about living right… Read More
New Study Suggests: Obesity Is Weighing Down the Human Soul
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa–A new study published in Applied Psychological Measurement suggests that the obesity epidemic has begun to make quantifiable inroads on the human soul. The… Read More
The Grammar Grump Dares You to Take This Pronoun Test
This morning I read the following sentence on a blog: “Anyone who thinks that having a child will improve their marriage has it all wrong.”… Read More
Consumer Reports Issues First Rating of Patron Saints
YONKERS, N.Y.-–The June digital issue of Consumer Reports magazine will contain the venerable product tester’s first-ever rating of patron saints. The long-awaited rating is expected to save… Read More