Postcards from the Pug Bus Declares Itself a Sanctuary Website
WEST CHESTER, PA – I am proud to announce this morning that Postcards from the Pug Bus–the internet’s least reliable satire site, beloved by the… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Atheist Scores Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
Disclaimer: The following is a fictional, satirical conversation with a “Historical Jesus.” It’s a thought experiment about myth, storytelling, and the creation of belief–not an… Read More
Deaths from Weighted Blankets on the Rise
WEST CHESTER–A seventy-five-year-old woman, whose name was being withheld at press time, was found dead in her apartment yesterday afternoon, trapped by the weighted blanket… Read More
Study Finds that Shadows Lead Lives of Quiet Desperation
Dr. Malkowitz likens the attitudes toward shadow research to those that impeded research into the cognitive and emotional lives of animals until recently.
Scarlett Johansson’s Bum Reportedly Signs Deal with American Express
Scarlett Johansson’s bum and American Express: the perfect fit. Ms. Johansson never leaves home without them. Scarlett Johansson: My Life, My CardName . . .… Read More
Book of Daze: Dipsticks Against Mad Mothers
[SATIRE] The following is purely and impurely fictional. James Carville famously described Pennsylvania as “Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in… Read More
Local SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines
CHADDS FORD, Penn. – Acting on a tip from a local animal rights activist, police and SPCA officers raided the home of longtime pug figurine… Read More
Updates for Old White Man Apps Due from Apple, Google
CUPERTINO, CA–Apple and Google are locked in a hair-pulling, eye-gouging, (nut)-smacking contest to see who can get to market first with a significant upgrade for… Read More