Apple iPhone 12 Contains Fecal Finder™ App
In its rollout of the iPhone 12, Apple seems to have saved one of the most revolutionary features of its gear new phone for last:… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Wal-Mart Pulls All Chinese Toothpaste in the United States
BENTONVILLE, Ark. – Wal-Mart will no longer sell Chinese toothpaste in its United States outlets. The global retail giant announced yesterday that it was taking… Read More
Book of Daze: Screw the Pooch Day
“Screw the pooch” began as pilot slang for royally messing up–a phrase made famous by Tom Wolfe in The Right Stuff (1979). It describes a… Read More
Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot
WINGHAM, Near Sandwich, Kent, Next to Blasingstone-on-Avon England–A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the… Read More
Five Signs That Your Karma Needs a Makeover
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Karma, the law of moral causation, was invented more than 2,500 years ago in Northern India to answer troubling questions about the… Read More
Are You the Master of Your Bedroom?
The true conservative does not like anything to happen that has not happened before, and he does not prioritize feelings over facts. In addition, he… Read More
Book of Daze: Pardon Yourself Day
Everyone, it seems, has an opinion regarding a president’s authority to pardon himself for wrong doings of a pardonable sort. Ever the contrarians, we do… Read More
Killer Kwanzaa App Suspected of Causing Computer Crashes
WEST CHESTER, PA–The Killer Kwanzaa app, offered free through the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website, is suspected of forcing its way onto the tablets, mobile… Read More