Atheist Brotherhood to Begin Unbaptizing the Dead
The Universal Brotherhood of the Confrontational Atheist (UBCA) will begin unbaptizing the dead next month, says the group’s founder, the Reverend Philip Feral. Believed to… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Saint Dymphna Patron Saint of Home Schooling and West Virginia
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Imagine you are a fourteen-year-old girl and you discover that your father wants to hook up with you because you resemble your late… Read More
National One-Hit Wonders Day Quiz
WEST GOSHEN, PA–Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder (OHW)–pop music’s most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps on giving even after he… Read More
Magic Mushroom Research Validates Sixties Stories
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine’s Internal Research Department have demonstrated that the sixties, a period of mythical renown in American culture, really… Read More
Carron J. Phillips of Deadspin is the Dunce Cap of the Moment
Inspiration, like god, works in mysterious ways. Just the other day we were inspired by a piece we saw on the Deadspin website, not a… Read More
Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences
Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.… Read More
High Times Declares Five Strains of Cannabis Extinct
High Times magazine estimates that 98 percent of all marijuana strains ever created have gone extinct, and more strains face the danger of extinction each… Read More
Ten Things That Will Fall Now That Roe Has Fallen
The overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signaled a trampling of all that’s good and holy that will make Sherman’s… Read More