Meghan Markle’s Royal Names for Her New Fragrance
Meghan Markle will launch her branded perfume any second now. The super scent has been nearly two years in the making. Countless beavers, deer, and… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Hans Flunks Obedience Training
The first time I saw an obedience class at a dog show, I thought it was done with mirrors. I was particularly suspicious of the… Read More
It’s the THC, Stupid
WEST CHESTER, PA–The average American pick-up truck has gained 1,142 pounds since 1990. The average American, about the same. The average Phish tune, in concert, added nearly… Read More
Ten Reasons Cats Aren’t Mentioned in the Bible
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to,… Read More
Book of Daze: Conservation of Gravity Day
A critical shortfall of gravity brought on by the failed gravitational policies of the past is the greatest existential threat facing this country. The United… Read More
Portly Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com
Portly singles kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world today,” are not taking their dismissal lying down. Many… Read More
How to Understand the Tao Te Ching Without Actually Reading It
The Tao Te Ching, a book of ancient Chinese wisdom, is roughly 2,500 years old, but nobody has figured out what it means yet. The… Read More
Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at About 150
The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus’ off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That’s 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people. Period. Fewer people than… Read More