Did SeaWorld Trainer Dawn Brancheau Commit Suicide?
ORLANDO – As SeaWorld prepares to reintroduce its Dancing with Killer Whales program this weekend, rumors have begun rising, like tiny bubbles of blood to… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Klaus Harmony Tribute Band Will Rock 2011 Super Bowl
A German Klaus Harmony tribute band calling themselves the Wondercrotchens is scheduled to rock the 2011 Super Bowl, according to a National Football League spokesperson.… Read More
Patrick Kennedy Retires to Spend More Time on Facebook
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Patrick Joseph Kennedy II, who has represented Rhode Island’s 1st congressional district since 1995, announced earlier this week that he would not… Read More
Michelle Obama Taps Barbie Doll for Anti-Obesity Campaign
The Barbie doll turns fifty-one today, and First Lady Michelle Obama noted the occasion by announcing that Barbie would serve as the official spokesperson for… Read More
Toyota Recalling 250,000 Owners in the United States
NEW YORK – Concerned about the increasing rate of “irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior” exhibited by too many drivers, Toyota announced today that it is… Read More
Viagra Vision Loss Blamed in Senior Citizen Fire
EXTON, Penna. – A seventy-two-year-old man set fire to his apartment in the Sunrise Acres retirement facility last night after he had tried to light… Read More
AARP Head Announces Support for Legalized Pot
WASHINGTON – The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) will sponsor a smoke-in to promote the group’s campaign to legalize marijuana. The weekend event, called… Read More
Van Morrison Files for Intellectual Bankruptcy
DUBLIN – Irish singer and curmudgeon Van Morrison has filed for intellectual bankruptcy, according to a notice published on his official website—The Gospel According to… Read More