SpaghettiOs Creator, Donald Goerke, Chokes to Death, Uh-Oh
CAMDEN, N.J. – Donald Goerke, the man who put the “Oh” in SpaghettiOs, choked to death Sunday night while eating his customary bedtime snack of… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Taylor Swift Plans Chain of Anal Bleaching Salons
Country artist Taylor Swift, 20, announced on her website yesterday that she plans to open a chain of anal bleaching salons this summer. Ms. Swift,… Read More
Al Gore Claims Credit for Inventing the Toilet Cam
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Former vice president Al Gore will tell the American Library Association’s (ALA) midwinter meeting in Boston next week that he invented… Read More
NBA Installing Metal Detectors in All Locker Rooms
NEW YORK, N.Y. -The National Basketball Association (NBA) moved quickly to minimize the presence of handguns in locker rooms around the league following an incident… Read More
God Slaps NFL Players with Dire Warning
HEAVEN – God issued a dire warning yesterday to football players who point to the sky after making a play. In an e-mail sent to… Read More
Tiger Woods Admits to Tryptophan Addiction
JUPITER ISLAND, Fla. – Tiger Woods revealed on his website this morning that he has decided to seek treatment for his tryptophan addiction. Mr. Woods… Read More
God Installs Caller ID and Verizon Corporate Package
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Because of the overwhelming number of prayers received in the weeks before the deaths of Terri Schaivo and Pope John Paul… Read More
Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment
BREWSTER, NY – Paul Marcarelli, better known to millions of television viewers as “the Verizon guy,” has been sued for sexual harassment and making terroristic… Read More