Bono Challenges World Leaders to Save Board Games
MILPITAS, Calif. – Bono, U2’s crusading frontman, has set himself his most ambitious and difficult task to date: rescuing board games from neglect and despair.… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Al Qaeda Rebuilds Through Draft, Trades, Free Agency
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to U.S. intelligence scouting reports, Al Qaeda has rebuilt its operating team through a clever mixture of good draft choices, trades,… Read More
Pope Benedict XVI Approves Pig Latin Mass
VATICAN CITY — Following months of speculation, Pope Benedict XVI announced the elimination of restrictions on the use of Pig Latin in the conduct of… Read More
God Questions Existence of Rainbow Bridge
HEAVEN – Pet owners took one in the shorts from The Lord God Almighty today when He issued a press release in which He questioned… Read More
Walmart Stock in the Crosshairs
MORGANTOWN, Penna.—Concerns about the value of Wal-Mart stock going forward from the El Paso shootings have decimated company morale, threatened the social fabric of many… Read More
Three Second Rule Extended During Recession
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The federal three-second guideline, which warns anyone against picking up food and eating it more than three seconds after it has been… Read More
Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm
REDMOND – Wash. – Microsoft’s CEO Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama. Endtimes!,… Read More
Bono Accused of Leaking New U2 Album
DUBLIN – U2 frontman, Bono, has been accused by his band mates of leaking the group’s new album, No Line on the Horizon, well in… Read More