"Who’ll give me five, five, five? I got five now. Ten, ten, ten? Do I hear fifteen, fifteen? Sold, sold to the man in plaid suspenders!"
Book of Daze Talk Like an Auctioneer Day was born in the back room of a livestock barn in New Holland, Pennsylvania, when somebody decided… Read More
Today we honor the great digital oracle: the search bar, which makes the Oracle at Delphi look like a palm reader in a seedy strip… Read More
The birth of Book of Daze Retail Therapy Day occurred in 1987, when Janet “Maxed-Out” McCallister of Paramus, NJ, tried to cure a bad breakup… Read More
(“If it’s urgent, it probably isn’t.”) The origins of Book of Daze Do Not Disturb Day can be traced to 1996, when introverted dental hygienist… Read More
On Book of Daze Have a Conversation Entirely in Movie Quotes Day, language is not spoken, it’s sampled. Communication is cobbled together from decades of… Read More
On Book of Daze Start a Project You’ll Never Finish Day we salute the birth of a thousand never-to-be-finished projects, begun with fervid ambition and… Read More
On Book of Daze Go Through Old Photos and Weep Day, a bittersweet day of remembrance, we scroll through old photos–digital, printed, or burned into… Read More
“It’s National Attempt to Meditate Day, so quiet your mind, they said. Instead you rage-punched a gong and discovered mindfulness is just anxiety in yoga pants.”
