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The HOA decision was a shock to residents who  thought the group existed  to regulate outdoor decorations rather than pursue territorial ambition and a new… Read More

The 911 Calls Hall of Fame  honors reported emergencies that are not true emergencies, but are treated as such—or worse. Each entry has been preserved… Read More

The U.S. Department of Applied Refrigeration has issued a recall of expired leftovers that have become sentient. The department issued its recall at 9:14 this… Read More

The Institute for Low-Stakes Conflict Resolution has determined that 72 percent of Americans are  engaged in an active long-term feud that nobody else is aware… Read More

A sobering new study conducted by the Institute for Romantic Fragility (IRF) has revealed that modern relationships are not sustained by love, children, common values,… Read More

Policy experts have been quietly rubbing their temples upon learning that the nation’s most influential thought leader is a unemployed dry wall installer delivering geopolitical… Read More

The Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles has determined that the ability to operate a multi-ton motorized vehicle rests entirely upon one’s mastery… Read More

The Third Eye is the most neglected organ in the human body, which is saying something given how badly most people treat the pancreas. According… Read More