Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Current events filtered through our jaundiced worldview. By the time you read this, everything is already worse. We report what happened, add contempt, and call it a service. The truth hurts; we just twist the knife.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump, 80, a former casino owner who has never forgiven the roulette wheel for occasionally disagreeing with him, is demanding… Read More
The HOA reminds residents that bare nails are never just bare nails once a committee has access to a printer.
WILLOWMERE ESTATES, Pa. — Residents of this 212-unit planned community were notified that the bare nails trend sweeping the subdivision will now be classified as… Read More
Canadian federal prisons have begun distributing paper straws to inmates to make drug snorting more safe, finally addressing a correctional problem that had been allowed… Read More
NASHVILLE — Officials with the Tennessee Department of Correction are being praised this morning after prison personnel acted decisively to save a local woman from… Read More
NASHVILLE — Nutrition experts are praising Tennessee death-row inmate Christa Pike for declining a last meal choice before her scheduled execution, calling the decision an… Read More
WILMINGTON, DE — A Delaware woman believed to be the last person in America who had never heard Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” has been identified,… Read More
Officials in Washington have yet to announce plans to invade Canada, which is exactly the sort of thing Washington would do shortly before invading Canada.… Read More
Disclaimer: This children’s menu extortion report is satire. The events, quotations, officials, organizations, and allegations described below were invented for comedic purposes and should not… Read More
