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Current events filtered through our jaundiced worldview. By the time you read this, everything is already worse. We report what happened, add contempt, and call it a service. The truth hurts; we just twist the knife.
ICE raids enter their literary phase as agents seize unread classics before someone falsely claims to have enjoyed War and Peace.
In the latest expansion of federal authority, government officials confirmed today that ICE raids now include inspections of private bookshelves, targeting citizens suspected of “willful… Read More
Richard Cross exercises his First Amendment rights while the township exercises its right to charge him $75 for the smoke.
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today revised its autism prevalence model upward for the ninth consecutive quarter, projecting that 100% of the U.S.… Read More
Harvard has opened a safe space for students who experience discomfort when exposed to correct grammar, sentence structure, or punctuation that appears excessively confident. That… Read More
A neighborhood dog catches car, then realizes there was a flaw in his business model. Baxter, the neighborhood Lab-mix, lives to chase cars. Every morning,… Read More
For centuries, humanity assumed the apocalypse would arrive as predicted, destroy civilization, and leave the survivors fighting over canned peaches. Increasingly, however, evidence suggests the… Read More
The Boycott YouTube movement has entered its second week, with organizers reporting “significant” membership growth in the face of “aggressive fabrication” from offshore YouTube farms.… Read More
A custody dispute over a thirty-five-year-old sourdough starter has entered its third week of township mediation, with both parties citing conflicting notarized feeding schedules and… Read More
