Angelina Jolie to Replace Paul Wolfowitz at World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Angelina Jolie has been tapped to replace Paul Wolfowitz as president of the World Bank. President Bush is expected to delay making… Read More
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Immigration Rallies Marred by Disappointing Flag Sales
DENVER – Immigration rallies held across the United States yesterday failed to attract the large crowds that marked last year’s events or to generate the… Read More
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Rosie O’Donnell Replaced by Don Imus on The View
NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell is giving her seat on The View to Don Imus as of June 1, a source close to the show said this… Read More
Virginia Tech Shooter Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloads
NEW YORK – The estate of Cho Seung-Hui, the former Virginia Tech student who killed thirty-two people last week, has been sued by the RIAA… Read More
Virginia Tech Shootings Prompt NRA to Arm College Students
FAIRFAX, Vir. – The shootings at Virginia Tech University this week have inspired the NRA (National Rifle Association) to draft a plan to prevent similar… Read More
Paul Wolfowitz Credit Card Recalled by World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source at the World Bank has confirmed that the controversial Paul Wolfowitz credit card will be recalled. The announcement came after… Read More
Don Imus Fundraiser Spotlights Presidential Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Less than twenty-four hours after MSNBC had fired radio personality Don Imus for calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos,” President… Read More
President Bush Asked Angelina Jolie to Attend Saddam Hussein Hanging
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hoping to maximize the public relations bounce from the news of Saddam Hussein’s hanging, President Bush had planned to ask Angelina Jolie… Read More