President Bush Uses Paparazzi for Domestic Spying
Nearly one out of three respondents to the latest Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe members of the paparazzi are engaged in domestic spying… Read More
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FEMA Workers Search for Relatives of Trapped Miners
TALLMANSVILLE, W.Va.- Hundreds of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) workers arrived in this mining town late last night and began going door to door in… Read More
President Bush Spied on Internet Users
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented step the White House released a classified report detailing the results of an eavesdropping campaign conducted in an Internet… Read More
President Bush to Replace Verizon Guy
President George W. Bush and Verizon Wireless are expected to announce at a joint news conference today that the president will take the place of… Read More
Dallas Teacher Accuses Santa Claus of Planting News Stories
DALLAS – A music teacher in a Dallas suburb told a class of six- and seven-year-old students that a favorable news story about Santa Claus… Read More
King Kong Protest Planned by PETA
VIRGINIA BEACH, Vir. – When King Kong opens at more than 3,500 theaters across the United States today, people attending many of those theaters will be greeted… Read More
President Bush to Withdraw Serial Comma
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A high-level source in the White House, speaking on condition of anonymity, has revealed that President Bush will announce in a major… Read More
Does This Needle Make My Butt Look Big?
CHICAGO, Ill. – A study conducted by the American Medical Association (AMA) suggests that grossly overweight women are more likely to skip treatment for conditions… Read More