Kate McCann’s Diary, an Exclusive Peek
LONDON – Pages purported to have come from Kate McCann’s diary have been photocopied and leaked to The Sun, England’s tabloid conscience. According to the paper’s… Read More
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Petraeus Says Surge Is Working, Britney Spears Needs More Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. – General David Petraeus told Congress yesterday that President Bush’s surge in Iraq is working, but Operation Britney Spears will need more time… Read More
Madeleine McCann’s Mother Advances to Suspect Round in Quiz Show
PORTIMAO, Portugal – Madeline McCann’s mother, Kate, has advanced to the suspect round in this season’s smash Portuguese television show Did You Kill Your Daughter?. Mrs.… Read More
Local Man Arrested for Stealing His Own Identity
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Li Ming, a graduate assistant in computer science at West Chester University, was arrested and charged with identity theft yesterday after… Read More
Jerry Lewis Apologizes to Illiterates Everywhere
LOS ANGELES – Former comedian Jerry Lewis apologized yesterday “to illiterates everywhere” for a remark he made during the 207th hour of his annual Labor… Read More
Larry Craig Hires Michael Vick’s Lawyer to Beat Cockfighting Charges
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig (R-Teahouse) has retained Michael Vick’s attorney Billy Martin to represent him in a fight to clear his name… Read More
Larry Craig Wants Toilet Cams in Airport Restrooms
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig says he plans to introduce legislation in Congress that will mandate the placement of toilet cams in all… Read More
U.S. Blames British Soldiers’ Deaths on Cell Phone Use
KAJAKI, Afghanistan – A United States military commander in Afghanistan said yesterday that three British soldiers killed by “a friendly airstrike” on Thursday would still… Read More