Pope Benedict Urges Peace on The Sopranos in Easter Address
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI devoted his annual Easter address to a condemnation of the violence on HBO’s hit series The Sopranos and to a call… Read More
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Arkansas Woman Has 17th Child, Two Are James Brown’s
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed her seventeenth child into the world at 10:01 a.m. Thursday at a Rogers, Arkansas, hospital.… Read More
Mike Huckabee Says Michael Moore Has Manboobs
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee challenged Sicko creator Michael Moore “to take off his shirt and show us what he’s hiding.” Mr. Huckabee also charged… Read More
Queen Elizabeth 2 Moving to Dubai
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Queen Elizabeth 2, the majestic traveler who inspired millions of people around the world during her fifty-five year reign, has… Read More
Sopranos Ending Debated by Republican Presidential Candidates
QUEENS, N.Y. – The ending of “Made in America,” the final episode of The Sopranos, was the sole topic of discussion last night at a debate… Read More
Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he is not just another pretty… Read More
Madeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope
LONDON – The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to Pope Benedict on Wednesday, Mojo magazine announced… Read More
Alert Clerk Foils Fort Dix Delivery from Allah
FORT Dix, N.J. – Another alert clerk has foiled an attempt to compromise United States interests at the Fort Dix army base in New Jersey.… Read More