Princess Di Crash Photo Revives Rumors of Affairs
LONDON – A photo of Princess Diana published in the Italian magazine Chi drew an irate response from the media in Britain yesterday. In the black-and-white photo… Read More
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Jeremy Piven Is Local Bank Teller’s Inspiration
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Jeremy Piven, who has played sidekicks and eccentrics in more than three dozen films during the last twenty years, is the… Read More
Google Checkout Is Based on Its Own Currency
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. – While e-commerce analysts describe what is expected to be a war for the minds and wallets of Internet shoppers between Google… Read More
U.S. Military Leaks al-Zarqawi Sex Tape, Sunnis Riot
RAMADI , Iraq – Thousands of Sunnis rioted after a U.S. military official had leaked a copy of a twenty-five-minute sex tape found in the… Read More
Osama bin Laden Strategy for Coping with Rising Gasoline Prices
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing rising gasoline prices as the “greatest threat to our mission in the United States,” Osama bin Laden advised Al-Qaida members at… Read More
Demonstrators March in Rally for Immigrants’ Rights
MEXICO CITY – Nearly three dozen illegal American immigrants took to the street in Mexico City yesterday to protest what they called “exploitation” at the… Read More
Jerry Garcia’s Toilet Stolen, Bill Walton Is Suspect
SONOMA, Calif. – Jerry Garcia’s toilet is missing, and local police want to speak to hall of fame basketball player Bill Walton. The salmon-colored, guitar-shaped… Read More
Canine Response to President Bush’s State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Frank, the pug dog who starred in Men in Black, delivered the official canine response to President George W. Bush’s state of the… Read More