Lindsay Lohan Falls in NFL Draft
NEW YORK – Lindsay Lohan, once considered the potential number one pick in this year’s NFL draft, lingered on the board yesterday like a dingleberry… Read More
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Ohio State’s Greg Oden Out of NCAA Title Game
ATLANTA – Ohio State freshman center Greg Oden has been declared ineligible for tonight’s NCAA championship game with the University of Florida. NCAA officials, acting… Read More
LSU’s Pokey Chatman Remembered as Hands-on Coach
BATON ROUGE, La. – Recently resigned LSU women’s basketball coach Dana “Pokey” Chatman, 37, will be remembered as a hands-on coach, said a trio of… Read More
Barbaro, Exhausted by Clichés, Gives Up the Good Fight
UNIONVILLE, PA–Barbaro had the heart of a champion, an iron-clad will, and a look in his eye that told the world he knew just how… Read More
Duke Offers Alleged Rape Victim’s Baby Legacy Status
DURHAM, N.C. – Duke University has reached out to a twenty-eight-year-old student-stripper known as Precious, who claims she was verbally abused while being raped and… Read More
O.J. Simpson Book, TV Special, Calendar, Video Game Canceled
In a development that surprised absolutely nobody, every single O.J. Simpson–related media project scheduled for release this week—the book, the TV special, the calendar, and… Read More
O.J. Simpson Says Cancellation Was Prompted by Racism
ORLANDO, Fla. – O.J. Simpson reacted angrily yesterday when he learned that News Corporation had decided not to broadcast two, one-hour interviews with him or… Read More
Mark Wahlberg Unconvincing as Vince Papale
PHILADELPHIA – The only time Invincible captures Vince Papale is when the credits start to roll and clips of the real Vince, with his dark, shaggy hair,… Read More