MALIBU – Britney Spears turns twenty-four on Friday, and her husband Kevin Federline has been scouring gas station minimarts for presents. Federline, who was recently voted Most Annoying Wigger of 2005 by the NAACP, is determined to quash rumors that he’s a shiftless gold digger.
According to a source close to Federline, the dancer-turned-rapper shopped “at least three minimarts” over the weekend looking for presents for Spears. At the Malibu Gas-n-Go he bought a carton of Marlboro Lites and a supersize bag of Evans Bar-B-Q Pork Rinds.
“I knew the [stuff] was for Britney because he asked for a bag,” said the source.
Federline was later seen at the Food-n-Fuel in Beverly Hills, where he bought two bags of Planters Nut Poppers, a carton of teriyaki-
flavored beef jerky, a package of Lil’ Debbie Creme-Filled Strawberry Cupcakes, and a pack of candles. He paid for those purchases with a credit card.
Federline, who has turned down several job offers to stay at home with his new baby, Sean Preston, is said to be sensitive to charges that he’s freeloading off Spears.
“Nobody made fun of John Lennon when he stood home to take care of his son all those years,” Federline told Weekly World News recently. “At one point Yoko Ono insisted that he go to Los Angeles and party for a year. She even sent a female ‘secretary’ with him. I’d like to see what would happen if I tried that.”
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