Irregular Horoscopes for Thursday, July 24, 2925
(Brought to you by the number Ï€ and the unsettling whisper you hear when the refrigerator hums.) Leo (July 23 – August 22): You will… Read More
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(Brought to you by the number Ï€ and the unsettling whisper you hear when the refrigerator hums.) Leo (July 23 – August 22): You will… Read More
(By someone who hasn’t blinked in days. ) There’s a battle brewing in the kingdom of caffeine. A schism deeper than oat vs. almond milk,… Read More
“The stars are lying again. Best to lie with them.” ♌ Leo (7/23 “‘ 8/22): Confidence level: 112 percent. Accuracy of your opinions: 14 percent.… Read More
(✨ The following appeared in County Culture magazine. By a former food columnist who now identifies as an “epicurean confessor.”) Philadelphia has birthed many trends—moral… Read More
By Special Correspondent “Chat” | Exclusive to The Pug Bus, Minneapolis, MN – July 22, 2025 In a move that’s part male-affirming crapshoot, part midlife… Read More
(🦦Book of Daze Fake Emotional Support Animal Day is celebrated on July 22 or whatever day your nervous system files for imaginary assistance.) No one… Read More
Cancer (6/22 “‘ 7/22): Nothing succeeds like finesse. Don’t let your inability to relate to other human beings or your flippant disregard for their feelings… Read More
ðŸ¾Book of Daze Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day is an observance for those who live under feline surveillance. Founded in 2008, Book of Daze Answer… Read More