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Local monk discovers one weird trick to ruin a perfectly good stone cellar and four million lives using nothing but poultry sludge.
Deranged egg nog uses were born in the shivering, lightless winter of 1243, when a delirious monk named Brother Thaddeus found himself trapped in a… Read More
The origins of Boxing Day are not about charity or leftovers. People wondering when is Boxing Day–after they have stopped wondering what is Boxing Day–need… Read More
In the annals of modern media, a new breed of wannabe “reporter” has emerged, wielding not a tape recorder or a notebook, but a scroll… Read More
The final instructions funeral kit arrives in biodegradable packaging the color of oat milk, because even death has an aesthetic. Marketed to the “extreme self-care” community,… Read More
It is time to get real about the holiday “treats” that are actually just edible hate mail. Here is the inedible truth about some dodgy… Read More
I am writing to you because I am genuinely worried about the state of your kitchen. Is everything okay in there? Does a piece of… Read More
If you are not using your own tongue to achieve a streak-free shine while a leaf blower propels a swarm of angry bees through your library, you simply do not care about hygiene.
Are you still using a sponge to clean your house like a peasant from a Third World country? Unless you fancy a place that smells… Read More
CHICAGO — In a bold attempt to corner the emotional-distress market, McDonald’s New Menu for Spiritual Growth has unveiled the McTherapy Meal, a limited-time combo… Read More
