Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Every year between January and April, the United States loses its composure as Girl Scout cookies reappear like a seasonal sugar‑based migration pattern. More than… Read More
The wellness dashboard says you need more mindfulness. Your inbox says you need to answer these 47 emails from this weekend."
TechVantage Solutions has announced its new corporate mindfulness programs. The company’s offerings include free access to a 24/7 meditation app, guided biweekly desk yoga sessions,… Read More
The average Phish fan’s brain is sixty percent Phish chronology, thirty percent grilled cheese sandwiches, and ten percent actual memories. To the uninitiated, Phish is… Read More
Because socks will not fold themselves–yet. According to Playlists for Everyday Chores, a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Auditory Anomalies, music can enhance… Read More
The 2025 Year in Review, as so many enterprises do, began with borrowed confidence. In January, commentators declared a “vibe shift,” which meant that a… Read More
Look at these absolute legends committing to a life of total nonsense while you are probably over there crying into a kale smoothie and promising to hit the treadmill.
We have peered deep into the turbulent, chaotic upheavals of the cosmos to bring you these silly New Year’s resolutions. Today the celestial alignment is… Read More
Local monk discovers one weird trick to ruin a perfectly good stone cellar and four million lives using nothing but poultry sludge.
Deranged egg nog uses were born in the shivering, lightless winter of 1243, when a delirious monk named Brother Thaddeus found himself trapped in a… Read More
The origins of Boxing Day are not about charity or leftovers. People wondering when is Boxing Day–after they have stopped wondering what is Boxing Day–need… Read More
