Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
The Nielsen Company confirmed this week that its famed Nielsen Ratings have entered what executives are calling “a mild statistical turbulence caused by people staring… Read More
Because nothing says “deep clean” like imminent regret and a medically inadvisable level of motivation.
Look at you, grasshopper, still using a sponge to clean your house like a peasant in a third world country. If you want a hut… Read More
Every year between January and April, the United States loses its composure as Girl Scout cookies reappear like a seasonal sugar‑based migration pattern. More than… Read More
The wellness dashboard says you need more mindfulness. Your inbox says you need to answer these 47 emails from this weekend."
TechVantage Solutions has announced its new corporate mindfulness programs. The company’s offerings include free access to a 24/7 meditation app, guided biweekly desk yoga sessions,… Read More
The average Phish fan’s brain is sixty percent Phish chronology, thirty percent grilled cheese sandwiches, and ten percent actual memories. To the uninitiated, Phish is… Read More
Because socks will not fold themselves–yet. According to Playlists for Everyday Chores, a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Auditory Anomalies, music can enhance… Read More
The 2025 Year in Review, as so many enterprises do, began with borrowed confidence. In January, commentators declared a “vibe shift,” which meant that a… Read More
Look at these absolute legends committing to a life of total nonsense while you are probably over there crying into a kale smoothie and promising to hit the treadmill.
We have peered deep into the turbulent, chaotic upheavals of the cosmos to bring you these silly New Year’s resolutions. Today the celestial alignment is… Read More
