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Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself has said, “Why nobody pees on TV first thing in the morning is… Read More
In an awesome new development in the effort to reopen every cultural tragedy until the heat death of the universe, a team of independent forensic… Read More
More than one million balding men per year make a pilgrimage to Turkey. Their destination–one of the five thousand clinics that specialize in Turkish hair… Read More
Country megastars Miranda Lambert, George Strait, and Morgan Wallen will boycott the Grammys this year because they have had enough of the Grammys’ “We’ll Get… Read More
In remarks that managed to sound both urgent and exquisitely procedural, Black Lives Matter official D’Aryll Scott-Jones, Director of All Things That Matter, called for… Read More
In the theatre of human emotion, there is nothing like the sight of a middle-aged talk show host suffering an attack of emotional incontinence because a… Read More
Citing “chronic wrist strain, unpredictable and often hostile working conditions, and the absence of paid leave,” a loosely organized coalition of Minneapolis porch pirates has… Read More
In a surprise announcement delivered with the solemnity usually reserved for national apologies and network rebrands, Don Lemon has unveiled Jurisdiction!, a board game he… Read More
