Ten Other Things Named Kelce
“Kelce” is among the top-trending dog names in the country–up 135% in a year–according to Rover, a Seattle-based matchmaker that connects pet owners with pet… Read More
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Eight-and-a-Half Indicators That Your Dog Thinks You’re in a Co-Dependent Rom-Com Relationship
You’ve found yourself Googling, “Does my dog love me or is he just manipulating me for liver treats?” Welcome to the parasocial ecosystem of modern… Read More
A Shaggy Dog Story
Billy, a scruffy terrier, embarked on an epic quest to find a mystical, enchanted bone rumored to grant eternal joy. Through muddy fields and dark… Read More
You Could Be Talking to a Dog in a Chatroom If . . .
Screen name Commander or Princess. Wants to meet in PetSmart. Measures height to shoulders. Asks how old you are in dog years. Thinks computer’s “pause”… Read More
Eleven Things That Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog
The list of things that shouldn’t happen to a dog forms an interesting cul-de-sac in the public discourse. According to finance writer Jane Bryant Quinn,… Read More
Eleven Ways to Sniff Out Dogs Online
The First Principle of Electronic Communication was defined in a cartoon in the July 5, 1993, edition of the New Yorker. There are two dogs… Read More
Satirical Commentary Songs in the Key of Fetch
Fetch was not like other dogs. Whenever people were eating, he stared at their feet as though it were high noon at the OK Corral and… Read More
Hans Flunks Obedience Training
The first time I saw an obedience class at a dog show, I thought it was done with mirrors. I was particularly suspicious of the… Read More