Local SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines
CHADDS FORD, Penn. – Acting on a tip from a local animal rights activist, police and SPCA officers raided the home of longtime pug figurine… Read More
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Book of Daze: Screw the Pooch Day
“Screw the pooch” began as pilot slang for royally messing up–a phrase made famous by Tom Wolfe in The Right Stuff (1979). It describes a… Read More
The Pet Sitter’s Letter
“Dear Sir or Madam” Thus began the pet sitter’s letter, which my wife and I found taped to the back door when we arrived at… Read More
God Throws Shade on Rainbow Bridge Myth
HEAVEN – Pet owners took one in the shorts today when The Lord God Almighty issued a press release in which He questioned the existence… Read More
Tim Lincecum Sues Minor-League Mascot “Dog Cy” for Identity Theft and Emotional Distress
Former Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum has filed what experts are already calling “the most delightfully avoidable lawsuit of the season” against Dog Cy, the… Read More
There’s Trouble in The Dog Whisperer’s Paradise
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Who doesn’t love Cesar Millan? The munchkin figure, the sun-god smile, the cute, spikey hair, those preternaturally white teeth, that funny ogg-sent.… Read More
President Obama Plans Portuguese Water Dog Bailout
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Having asked Congress for three trillion dollars to bail out banks, mortgage scofflaws, the educational system, health care, and the Recording Industry… Read More
Ellen DeGeneres Wins Dunce Cap of the Moment for Dog Speech
Ellen DeGeneres is the newest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bus Dunce Cap of the Moment award. Ms. DeGeneres, 49, copped the prestigious… Read More