Ten of the Stupidest Truck Songs Ever
Buckle your seat belt, crank up the CB radio, and grab a six-pack of lukewarm Schlitz. We’re about to roll through the pothole-ridden boulevard of… Read More
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Ten Frozen Pizzas Ranked Worst to Best
Frozen pizza is America’s most co-dependent love affair. We buy it not because we want it, but because it’s there–waiting, cheap, patient, wedged behind a… Read More
Ten Worst Chili Recipes of All Time
Chili is the primordial stew of the American subconscious, a dish so elemental, so fiercely debated, it has fractured friendships, ignited cook-off feuds, and inspired… Read More
The Ten Worst Ringo Songs Ever
Ringo. The chump who once drummed behind Lennon/McCartney and then spent the next fifty years proving that lightning not only doesn’t strike twice–it files a… Read More
The Ten Dog Breeds Most Likely to Hump a Leg
When people say dogs are “man’s best friend,” what they really mean is “man’s most relentless public humilator.” Forget loyalty, forget companionship – these four-legged… Read More
Fighting the Ten Most Common Side Effects of Neurochemical Meds
Drowsiness (The Couch Siren’s Song)Never leave home without a flask of enchanted coconut water blessed by a hydration shaman. Chew gum infused with the tears… Read More
The Top Ten List of Secret Menu Fast Food Items
(Ten secret menu items. Ten reasons your pancreas called the cops.) ✦Forget the laminated lies. The real menu lives in whispers, nods, and the sacred… Read More
Ten Other Things Named Kelce
“Kelce” is among the top-trending dog names in the country–up 135% in a year–according to Rover, a Seattle-based matchmaker that connects pet owners with pet… Read More