top ten lists

Attention, Walmart shoppers. Walmart, aka the Flying W, is where America goes to prove that Darwin was an optimist. It’s not just a store –… Read More

Each autumn, millions of Americans flock to the nation’s backroads in search of fiery leaves, pumpkin patches, and the illusion of serenity. But behind every… Read More

(The ten ugliest popular singers of the last 25 years–any genre living or dead. These folks won the genetic lottery in reverse–and managed to cash… Read More

(The Pug Bus Editorial Board (who only order cold brew but resent paying for it) presents Starbucks satire recommendations) Starbucks is in deep trouble. Sales… Read More

George Harrison, the so-called “quiet Beatle,” has been canonized by know-nothing fans and rock critic fanboys as some mystical slide-guitar guru, a saintly arranger, a… Read More

Buckle your seat belt, crank up the CB radio, and grab a six-pack of lukewarm Schlitz. We’re about to roll through the pothole-ridden boulevard of… Read More

Frozen pizza is America’s most co-dependent love affair. We buy it not because we want it, but because it’s there–waiting, cheap, patient, wedged behind a… Read More

Chili is the primordial stew of the American subconscious, a  dish so elemental, so fiercely debated, it has fractured friendships, ignited cook-off feuds, and inspired… Read More