Celebrities Who Competed Under Pseudonyms
Harry Styles thought he was clever slipping into the Berlin Marathon as “Sted Sarandos.” But he is just the latest in a long, ignoble tradition… Read More
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Why Americans Should Master the Subjunctive Mood
America has always been a nation of moods–angry moods, hungry moods, “why does my neighbor mow at 6 a.m.?” moods. But the mood we desperately… Read More
Top Ten Patron Saints of Bad Decisions
For centuries the Church has trafficked in patron saints who represent self-denial, chastity, and other deeply unmarketable virtues. Yet ordinary mortals know that we need… Read More
The Ten Sickest Looking People in the Doctor’s Waiting Room
Waiting rooms are basically Ground Zero for humanity’s decline. You sit under those florescent lights, breathing recycled coughs, surrounded by people who look like they’ve… Read More
The Buck-It List 3.0
Welcome to The Buck-It List 3.0. Ten additional things you should stop doing before not going gently into that good night. If you have already… Read More
Top Ten List: Stupidest Dummies Books Everver
There are more than 1,800 Dummies titles in print, with 250 million plus copies sold worldwide. That’s not a publishing success, it is a mass… Read More
Ten Reasons Why We Never Wish to Hear About Travis Kelce Again
Travis Kelce is not especially interesting or good looking. He is a phenomenon of excess, a man so thoroughly media-saturated that his mere existence feels… Read More
Ten Reasons You Will Never Get Rich Quick
1. You Treat Money Like a Guest StarIt breezes through your life like a cameo appearance on Friends. Fun while it’s here, gone before you… Read More