🎸Top Ten Phish Tunes That Should Have Stayed in the Practice Room
Ah, the Top Ten Phish Tunes That Should’ve Stayed in the Practice Room, tunes that even the most devoted wooks pretend don’t exist. Let’s dive… Read More
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Ten New Alexa Voices
Let’s crack open the cosmic voice vault and summon ten New Alexa Voices, each one a mythic upgrade from the current sterile defaults. These are… Read More
Book of Daze: Take the Wrong Turn Day
For centuries, we humans have been rushing to take the wrong turn, driven by the hubris that we know a better way–over mountains, through deserts,… Read More
Choose your handshake like you would your weapon: carefully, and preferably after washing your hands.
Handshake Etiquette: Ten Types of Handshakes and When to Deploy Them
There was a time when a handshake was a simple affirmation: I greet you, I will not stab you with the other hand. Now with… Read More
Book of Daze: Boycott ESPN Day
Join the annual ritual of resistance with Book of Daze: Boycott ESPN Day–a satirical celebration for fans who have had enough of sermons, scandals, race… Read More
Celebrities Who Competed Under Pseudonyms
Harry Styles thought he was clever slipping into the Berlin Marathon as “Sted Sarandos.” But he is just the latest in a long, ignoble tradition… Read More
Why Americans Should Master the Subjunctive Mood
America has always been a nation of moods–angry moods, hungry moods, “why does my neighbor mow at 6 a.m.?” moods. But the mood we desperately… Read More
Top Ten Patron Saints of Bad Decisions
For centuries the Church has trafficked in patron saints who represent self-denial, chastity, and other deeply unmarketable virtues. Yet ordinary mortals know that we need… Read More