Real Horoscopes You Can Trust
Step right up, star seekers and skeptics alike! You have tried the rest, now try the blessed–because Real Horoscopes You Can Trustâ„¢ are here to… Read More
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The Grammar Prick convenes the firing squad for crimes against language. Justice prepares to proofread.
The Ten Worst Clichés in English Should Be Capital Crimes
Cliches are the herpes of human speech–once contracted, they flare up whenever people try to sound thoughtful. You hear them at brunches, board meetings, and… Read More
Ten Car-Chasing Dog Breeds Ranked
Disclaimer: No Car-Chasing Dog Breeds, top ten or otherwise, should ever be allowed to chase cars. It is dangerous, chaotic, and deeply embarrassing when they… Read More
🎸Top Ten Phish Tunes That Should Have Stayed in the Practice Room
Ah, the Top Ten Phish Tunes That Should’ve Stayed in the Practice Room, tunes that even the most devoted wooks pretend don’t exist. Let’s dive… Read More
Ten New Alexa Voices
Let’s crack open the cosmic voice vault and summon ten New Alexa Voices, each one a mythic upgrade from the current sterile defaults. These are… Read More
Book of Daze: Take the Wrong Turn Day
For centuries, we humans have been rushing to take the wrong turn, driven by the hubris that we know a better way–over mountains, through deserts,… Read More
Choose your handshake like you would your weapon: carefully, and preferably after washing your hands.
Handshake Etiquette: Ten Types of Handshakes and When to Deploy Them
There was a time when a handshake was a simple affirmation: I greet you, I will not stab you with the other hand. Now with… Read More
Book of Daze: Boycott ESPN Day
Join the annual ritual of resistance with Book of Daze: Boycott ESPN Day–a satirical celebration for fans who have had enough of sermons, scandals, race… Read More