Ten Worst Chili Recipes of All Time
Chili is the primordial stew of the American subconscious, a dish so elemental, so fiercely debated, it has fractured friendships, ignited cook-off feuds, and inspired… Read More
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The Ten Worst Ringo Songs Ever
Ringo. The chump who once drummed behind Lennon/McCartney and then spent the next fifty years proving that lightning not only doesn’t strike twice–it files a… Read More
The Ten Dog Breeds Most Likely to Hump a Leg
When people say dogs are “man’s best friend,” what they really mean is “man’s most relentless public humilator.” Forget loyalty, forget companionship – these four-legged… Read More
Fighting the Ten Most Common Side Effects of Neurochemical Meds
Drowsiness (The Couch Siren’s Song)Never leave home without a flask of enchanted coconut water blessed by a hydration shaman. Chew gum infused with the tears… Read More
The Top Ten List of Secret Menu Fast Food Items
(Ten secret menu items. Ten reasons your pancreas called the cops.) ✦Forget the laminated lies. The real menu lives in whispers, nods, and the sacred… Read More
Ten Other Things Named Kelce
“Kelce” is among the top-trending dog names in the country–up 135% in a year–according to Rover, a Seattle-based matchmaker that connects pet owners with pet… Read More
Ten Reasons Cats Aren’t Mentioned in the Bible
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to,… Read More
Ten Things That Will Fall Now That Roe Has Fallen
The overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signaled a trampling of all that’s good and holy that will make Sherman’s… Read More