Sicko Message Belied by Weinstein Company’s Tactics
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The message of Michael Moore’s Sicko, that the health-care-system deck in this country is stacked against poor
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Tom Cruise Brokered Spice Girls Reunion
LOS ANGELES – The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour, and we can thank Tom Cruise for that.
ContinueParis Hilton Snags Larry King Interview for $1.5 Million
LOS ANGELES – Larry King was the surprise winner of the bidding war for the right to conduct Paris Hilton’s
ContinueParis Hilton Finds God in Jail, Starts Her Own Hotline
LOS ANGELES – Like many prisoners with time on their hands, Paris Hilton found god in jail. Ms. Hilton, 26,
ContinueAngelina Jolie Blames Lack of Nudity for Movie Failure
NEW ORLEANS – Angelina Jolie believes the decision to eliminate her nude, steamy sex scenes from A Mighty Heart “cost this extremely
ContinuePresident Bush Unpopular Even Among Illegal Immigrants
LOS ANGELES – The immigration debate, which has divided the Republican party, has divided illegal immigrants, too, with a slight
ContinueParis Hilton Interview Denied by Jesus
LOS ANGELES – Hoping to preempt Paris Hilton’s sure-to-come assertion that it was her discovery of Jesus Christ, and Mr.
ContinueSummer Solstice a Gas, Gas, Gas in Amish Country
NEW HOLLAND, Penna. – Members of the Six-fingered Amish Church of the Propane Redeemer in New Holland, Pennsylvania, celebrated the
ContinueQueen Elizabeth 2 Moving to Dubai
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Queen Elizabeth 2, the majestic traveler who inspired millions of people around the world during
ContinueBritney Spears News Blackout Urged by Satire Website
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading celebrity satire website, has called for a Britney
ContinueLindsay Lohan Drinking Guide
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan and her culturally challenged publicity whore of a mother are gearing up to celebrate the
ContinueSopranos Ending Debated by Republican Presidential Candidates
QUEENS, N.Y. – The ending of “Made in America,” the final episode of The Sopranos, was the sole topic of discussion
ContinueTony Soprano Sighting Reported in New Jersey
NEWARK, N.J. – Tony Soprano was sighted late Tuesday night leaving Satin Dolls, the gentlemen’s club on Route 17 in
ContinueA&E Promises Better Sopranos Ending
NEW YORK – An executive for the A&E Television Network promises that its version of The Sopranos final episode, “Made in America,”
ContinuePresident Bush Taps Jessica Simpson for Educational Position
WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Bush returns to Washington early this week, he is expected to name Jessica Simpson as
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