June 2007 – postcards from the pug bus

Sicko Message Belied by Weinstein Company’s Tactics

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The message of Michael Moore’s Sicko, that the health-care-system deck in this country is stacked against poor people, is belied by the ethically questionable campaign of the film’s distributor, the … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Brokered Spice Girls Reunion

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LOS ANGELES – The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour, and we can thank Tom Cruise for that. The diminutive actor is rumored to have stepped in and brokered the reunion deal after … Read on

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Paris Hilton Snags Larry King Interview for $1.5 Million

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LOS ANGELES – Larry King was the surprise winner of the bidding war for the right to conduct Paris Hilton’s initial post-jail interview. The veteran talk show host and natural-supplements advocate will bank $1.5 million … Read on

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Paris Hilton Finds God in Jail, Starts Her Own Hotline

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LOS ANGELES – Like many prisoners with time on their hands, Paris Hilton found god in jail. Ms. Hilton, 26, made the lord’s acquaintance in the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, California, where she … Read on

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Angelina Jolie Blames Lack of Nudity for Movie Failure

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NEW ORLEANS – Angelina Jolie believes the decision to eliminate her nude, steamy sex scenes from A Mighty Heart “cost this extremely important, serious movie the audience that it and I deserved.”

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News

President Bush Unpopular Even Among Illegal Immigrants

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LOS ANGELES – The immigration debate, which has divided the Republican party, has divided illegal immigrants, too, with a slight majority of them believing President George W. Bush should be allowed to remain in the … Read on

Celebrities Religion

Paris Hilton Interview Denied by Jesus

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LOS ANGELES – Hoping to preempt Paris Hilton’s sure-to-come assertion that it was her discovery of Jesus Christ, and Mr. Christ’s discovery of her, that got her through those long nights in prison, Mr. Christ … Read on

Culture

Summer Solstice a Gas, Gas, Gas in Amish Country

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NEW HOLLAND, Penna. – Members of the Six-fingered Amish Church of the Propane Redeemer in New Holland, Pennsylvania, celebrated the Third Annual Summer Stoltzfus today. The celebration, which began at 2:46 a.m. and will last … Read on

News

Queen Elizabeth 2 Moving to Dubai

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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Queen Elizabeth 2, the majestic traveler who inspired millions of people around the world during her fifty-five year reign, has been sold to a Dubai-owned company for $100 million.

Istithmar, … Read on

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Britney Spears News Blackout Urged by Satire Website

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading celebrity satire website, has called for a Britney Spears news blackout. Site founder and editor in briefs, Phil Maggitti, threw down the gauntlet … Read on

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Lindsay Lohan Drinking Guide

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LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan and her culturally challenged publicity whore of a mother are gearing up to celebrate the younger Lohan’s coming of age, a rite of passage to be observed with all the … Read on

News

Sopranos Ending Debated by Republican Presidential Candidates

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QUEENS, N.Y. – The ending of “Made in America,” the final episode of The Sopranos, was the sole topic of discussion last night at a debate among the Republican presidential candidates.

The freewheeling, one-hour … Read on

Culture

Tony Soprano Sighting Reported in New Jersey

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NEWARK, N.J. – Tony Soprano was sighted late Tuesday night leaving Satin Dolls, the gentlemen’s club on Route 17 in Lodi, New Jersey, where scenes that took place at the Bada Bing strip joint in … Read on

Culture

A&E Promises Better Sopranos Ending

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NEW YORK – An executive for the A&E Television Network promises that its version of The Sopranos final episode, “Made in America,” originally broadcast on HBO last Sunday, “will be much more satisfying” than David … Read on

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President Bush Taps Jessica Simpson for Educational Position

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Bush returns to Washington early this week, he is expected to name Jessica Simpson as the face of his newest educational initiative: No Child Left Unpaid.

Desperate to claim any … Read on

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