George Clooney Health Records Reveal Hemorrhoids, Incontinence
NORTH BERGEN, N.J. – George Clooney’s health records contain some personally embarrassing information, said a hospital health worker who was suspended after taking a secret… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Madeleine McCann Sightings Impede Investigation
LONDON – The latest Madeleine McCann “sighting” confirms an ironic phenomenon: sightings of the missing four-year-old are impeding the search for her by siphoning away… Read More
O.J. Simpson Claims Stealing from Yourself Isn’t Wrong
LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson is confident he did nothing wrong when he barged into a casino hotel room with a small posse to repossess… Read More
Osama Bin Laden Bombs in CNN 911 Awards Opener
ATLANTA – It was meant to be Osama Bin Laden’s career revival, a triumphant return to form that would finally shush the incessant whispering that… Read More
Britney Spears Not Working, Hillary Clinton Calls for Withdrawal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears is not working, says Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and its time to withdraw support for the fallen pop star,… Read More
Larry Craig Hires Michael Vick’s Lawyer to Beat Cockfighting Charges
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig (R-Teahouse) has retained Michael Vick’s attorney Billy Martin to represent him in a fight to clear his name… Read More
Larry Craig Wants Toilet Cams in Airport Restrooms
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig says he plans to introduce legislation in Congress that will mandate the placement of toilet cams in all… Read More
Arkansas Woman Has 17th Child, Two Are James Brown’s
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed her seventeenth child into the world at 10:01 a.m. Thursday at a Rogers, Arkansas, hospital.… Read More