Governor Jon Corzine Crash Site Memorial Grows
GALLOWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. – When New Jersey governor Jon Corzine was bouncing around inside his official SUV about six o’clock last Thursday night, like a… Read More
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Paul Wolfowitz Credit Card Recalled by World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source at the World Bank has confirmed that the controversial Paul Wolfowitz credit card will be recalled. The announcement came after… Read More
Anna Nicole Smith Case to Be Decided by American Idol Voters
NASSAU, The Bahamas – The identity of the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, will be determined by American Idol voters, a Nassau judge… Read More
Chocolate Jesus Part Stolen, Display Canceled
Someone stole a key component from the nude, anatomically ambitious chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that had been scheduled to go on display in New… Read More
Hillary Clinton Benefits from Selfless Vilsack Move
DES MOINES, Iowa – Hillary Clinton will reap the benefit of “a selfless political decision” by her one time presidential rival, former two-term Iowa governor… Read More
Bong Hits 4 Jesus Rallies Planned
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide series of Bong Hits 4 Jesus rallies, sponsored by the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), kicks… Read More
Brad Delp Memorialized by Burger King
NEW YORK – Former Boston singer Brad Delp will be honored by the Burger King corporation, a company spokesman said yesterday. Bill Pitt, regional manager… Read More
Britney Spears Is the Antichrist, Says Noted Exorcist
MALIBU – Britney Spears’ claim to be the Antichrist should not be taken lightly, says James J. LeBar, chief exorcist for the Archdiocese of New… Read More