President Bush Commutes Harry Potter Death Sentence
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush announced yesterday that he is prepared to commute Harry Potter’s death sentence should he die in Harry Potter and… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
President Bush Unpopular Even Among Illegal Immigrants
LOS ANGELES – The immigration debate, which has divided the Republican party, has divided illegal immigrants, too, with a slight majority of them believing President… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Drinking Guide
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan and her culturally challenged publicity whore of a mother are gearing up to celebrate the younger Lohan’s coming of age,… Read More
Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition a Gripping Saga
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious medical condition made Paris Hilton “a danger to herself and to other inmates” at the Century Regional Detention Facility, said… Read More
Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he is not just another pretty… Read More
Madeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope
LONDON – The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to Pope Benedict on Wednesday, Mojo magazine announced… Read More
Paris Hilton Begs President Bush for Pardon
LOS ANGELES – A desperate Paris Hilton has faxed a personal request to President George W. Bush, asking him to set aside her jail sentence… Read More
Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming
NEW YORK – Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise of global warming. Speaking yesterday… Read More