Michael Vick Puppy Soccer Game Pulled by Madden
NEW YORK – Michael Vick’s Ultimate Puppy Soccer (UPS), a high-concept video game that had been scheduled for a September release, has been pulled by… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Mike Huckabee Says Michael Moore Has Manboobs
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee challenged Sicko creator Michael Moore “to take off his shirt and show us what he’s hiding.” Mr. Huckabee also charged… Read More
President Bush Commutes Harry Potter Death Sentence
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush announced yesterday that he is prepared to commute Harry Potter’s death sentence should he die in Harry Potter and… Read More
President Bush Unpopular Even Among Illegal Immigrants
LOS ANGELES – The immigration debate, which has divided the Republican party, has divided illegal immigrants, too, with a slight majority of them believing President… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Drinking Guide
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan and her culturally challenged publicity whore of a mother are gearing up to celebrate the younger Lohan’s coming of age,… Read More
Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition a Gripping Saga
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious medical condition made Paris Hilton “a danger to herself and to other inmates” at the Century Regional Detention Facility, said… Read More
Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he is not just another pretty… Read More
Madeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope
LONDON – The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to Pope Benedict on Wednesday, Mojo magazine announced… Read More