Britney Spears Returning to Kabbalah
MALIBU – Britney Spears wants to return to the practice of Kabbalah. During an intense week in rehab at Promises-by-the-Sea Tranquility Centre, Ms. Spears tumbled… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
First Anna Nicole Smith Sightings Reported
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – Anna Nicole Smith was spotted by a grieving fan at a local convenience store early this morning. Ms. Smith, who died on… Read More
Ryan O’Neal Attacks Son over Mac Ads
MALIBU – Ryan O’Neal allegedly threatened his son, Griffin, 42, following a dispute concerning the ads for Mac computers that portray PC users as hopeless… Read More
God Scorns Windows Vista, Sues Microsoft
HEAVEN – Windows Vista, Microsoft’s controversial new operating system, has incurred the wrath of God. The Supreme Power User, operating through his purchasing agent, the… Read More
Brad Pitt Furious over Oscar Snub for Babel
Brad Pitt, whose gritty performance carried the tiresome, over long Babel to seven Oscar nominations, including best direction by a Mexican who once worked as a disk… Read More
Bindi Irwin Is the Next Britney Spears
LOS ANGELES – Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Australian “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin, is being groomed for super-stardom, say entertainment industry insiders, who see… Read More
Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Doom Tops Poll
HOLLYWOOD – Harrison Ford denied in a conference call with AARP The Magazine yesterday that the long-awaited Indiana Jones IV is going to be called Indiana Jones and… Read More
Mel Gibson Apologizes to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Holocaust Slight
MALIBU – Mel Gibson has apologized to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for failing to attend Review of the Holocaust: Global Vision, the scholarly conference that… Read More