Paris Hilton Begs President Bush for Pardon
LOS ANGELES – A desperate Paris Hilton has faxed a personal request to President George W. Bush, asking him to set aside her jail sentence… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming
NEW YORK – Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise of global warming. Speaking yesterday… Read More
Governor Jon Corzine Crash Site Memorial Grows
GALLOWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. – When New Jersey governor Jon Corzine was bouncing around inside his official SUV about six o’clock last Thursday night, like a… Read More
Paul Wolfowitz Credit Card Recalled by World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source at the World Bank has confirmed that the controversial Paul Wolfowitz credit card will be recalled. The announcement came after… Read More
Anna Nicole Smith Case to Be Decided by American Idol Voters
NASSAU, The Bahamas – The identity of the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, will be determined by American Idol voters, a Nassau judge… Read More
Chocolate Jesus Part Stolen, Display Canceled
Someone stole a key component from the nude, anatomically ambitious chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that had been scheduled to go on display in New… Read More
Hillary Clinton Benefits from Selfless Vilsack Move
DES MOINES, Iowa – Hillary Clinton will reap the benefit of “a selfless political decision” by her one time presidential rival, former two-term Iowa governor… Read More
Bong Hits 4 Jesus Rallies Planned
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide series of Bong Hits 4 Jesus rallies, sponsored by the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), kicks… Read More