Nancy Grace Sues Tweety Bird
ATLANTA, Ga. – Television talk show lawyer Nancy Grace has filed a $300-million lawsuit against cartoon figure Tweety Bird. Citing extreme mental anguish, “worse even… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Bush Twins Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloading
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has filed a $22.5-million lawsuit against Jenna and Barbara… Read More
Angelina Jolie Tapped by George Bush to Replace John Bolton
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A beleaguered and increasingly irrelevant George W. Bush has tapped Angelina Jolie to replace John Bolton as the United States Ambassador to… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Attends DAMM Meetings
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan has attended several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), a former assitant to the singer-actress revealed. In an exclusive,… Read More
Rudy Giuliani Prostate Exam Reveals President Bush’s Image
CRAWFORD, Texas – A medical image taken with the latest Ham-corder technology revealed an imprint of President George W. Bush’s face on former New York… Read More
October Surprise: President Bush Redesigns Monetary System
WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush told an audience at a fundraiser here last night that he plans to redesign the United States monetary system,… Read More
Paul McCartney in Custody Fight over Heather Mills’ Breasts
LONDON – The divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills has apparently taken a turn for the strange. According to a document filed in… Read More
Paul McCartney Hit with New Abuse Charges from Heather Mills
Disturbing new charges of mental and emotional abuse have been leveled at Paul McCartney by his estranged second wife Heather Mills , who alleged in… Read More