Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson to Star in Vagina Dialogues
HOLLYWOOD – Hoping to establish themselves as mature actresses and to patch up their friendship, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have agreed to appear in The… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
George Clooney Has Penis Envy Says Dr. Phil
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Once again George Clooney is whining about all the attention he gets from paparazzi, and once again he’s mad as hell… Read More
God Denies Role in Anna Nicole Smith Commitment Ceremony
NASSAU, Bahamas – The Lord God Almighty denied playing any role in the recent commitment ceremony between former stripper Anna Nicole Smith and her boyfriend-attorney,… Read More
Jackass: Number 2 Sparks Muslim Leader’s Outrage
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – After viewing Jackass: Number Two, the chief cleric of the Mosque of the Sacred Jihad called on Muslims in West Chester and… Read More
Whitney Houston Tired of Being Bobby Brown’s Meal Ticket
ATLANTA, Georgia – Crack-addled, damn-near-toothless Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her free-loading, booty-chasing, boorish lout of a husband, Bobby Brown. A publicist for… Read More
Britney Spears New Son Revives Spay Campaign
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched in May by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading celebrity satire website,… Read More
Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Rumors Flood Internet
CAIRNS, Australia – The recent death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin has occasioned a flood of rumors the likes of which have not been seen… Read More
Photog Drops Suit against Jennifer Aniston over Topless Shots
LOS ANGELES – The photographer who filed suit against Jennifer Aniston last December for “wantonly exposing her breasts” in her backyard, thereby interfering with his… Read More