Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Doom Tops Poll
HOLLYWOOD – Harrison Ford denied in a conference call with AARP The Magazine yesterday that the long-awaited Indiana Jones IV is going to be called Indiana Jones and… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Mel Gibson Apologizes to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Holocaust Slight
MALIBU – Mel Gibson has apologized to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for failing to attend Review of the Holocaust: Global Vision, the scholarly conference that… Read More
Nancy Grace Sues Tweety Bird
ATLANTA, Ga. – Television talk show lawyer Nancy Grace has filed a $300-million lawsuit against cartoon figure Tweety Bird. Citing extreme mental anguish, “worse even… Read More
Bush Twins Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloading
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has filed a $22.5-million lawsuit against Jenna and Barbara… Read More
Angelina Jolie Tapped by George Bush to Replace John Bolton
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A beleaguered and increasingly irrelevant George W. Bush has tapped Angelina Jolie to replace John Bolton as the United States Ambassador to… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Attends DAMM Meetings
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan has attended several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), a former assitant to the singer-actress revealed. In an exclusive,… Read More
Rudy Giuliani Prostate Exam Reveals President Bush’s Image
CRAWFORD, Texas – A medical image taken with the latest Ham-corder technology revealed an imprint of President George W. Bush’s face on former New York… Read More
October Surprise: President Bush Redesigns Monetary System
WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush told an audience at a fundraiser here last night that he plans to redesign the United States monetary system,… Read More