Nicole Richie Splits from DJ Again, Another Book Is Blamed
HOLLYWOOD – Once again a book has come between author Nicole Richie and her ex-fiance Adam Goldstein. Ms. Richie, 24, and Mr. Goldstein, 33, were… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Tom Cruise Outclassed by Brooke Shields in Family Faceoff
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields have buried the olive branch and extended the hatchet, putting paid to their feud about the value of… Read More
Britney Spears, Courtney Love Top Stretch Marks Poll
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Britney Spears and Courtney Love finished in a virtual dead heat in the Postcards from the Pug Bus First Annual Stretch… Read More
Osama bin Laden Strategy for Coping with Rising Gasoline Prices
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing rising gasoline prices as the “greatest threat to our mission in the United States,” Osama bin Laden advised Al-Qaida members at… Read More
United 93 Audience Rushes Screen
MORGANTOWN, Penna. – Moviegoers at the Tri-County Multiplex rushed the screen during the 7:20 showing of United 93 Saturday night, shouting “let’s roll” and “death to all… Read More
Tom Cruise Past Lives Channeled in a Yahoo Chat Room Meltdown
Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience last night. During the scheduled fifteen-minute session,… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Wax Figure Causes Stir at Madame Tussauds
NEW YORK – Hundreds of people, some of them in wheelchairs and on crutches, lined up outside Madame Tussauds early this morning. They had come… Read More
Jessica Simpson Fails Adoption Questionnaire
HOLLYWOOD – Jessica Simpson stumbled over the first hurdle in her quest to adopt a Mexican baby. The singer-actress was able to answer only one… Read More