Paul McCartney in Custody Fight over Heather Mills’ Breasts
LONDON – The divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills has apparently taken a turn for the strange. According to a document filed in… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Paul McCartney Hit with New Abuse Charges from Heather Mills
Disturbing new charges of mental and emotional abuse have been leveled at Paul McCartney by his estranged second wife Heather Mills , who alleged in… Read More
Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson to Star in Vagina Dialogues
HOLLYWOOD – Hoping to establish themselves as mature actresses and to patch up their friendship, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have agreed to appear in The… Read More
George Clooney Has Penis Envy Says Dr. Phil
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Once again George Clooney is whining about all the attention he gets from paparazzi, and once again he’s mad as hell… Read More
God Denies Role in Anna Nicole Smith Commitment Ceremony
NASSAU, Bahamas – The Lord God Almighty denied playing any role in the recent commitment ceremony between former stripper Anna Nicole Smith and her boyfriend-attorney,… Read More
Jackass: Number 2 Sparks Muslim Leader’s Outrage
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – After viewing Jackass: Number Two, the chief cleric of the Mosque of the Sacred Jihad called on Muslims in West Chester and… Read More
Whitney Houston Tired of Being Bobby Brown’s Meal Ticket
ATLANTA, Georgia – Crack-addled, damn-near-toothless Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her free-loading, booty-chasing, boorish lout of a husband, Bobby Brown. A publicist for… Read More
Britney Spears New Son Revives Spay Campaign
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched in May by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading celebrity satire website,… Read More