Nicole Richie Toys with Food and Paparazzi
MALIBU – Once again Nicole Richie has managed to go out to lunch without actually being photographed eating. The ninety-one-pound starlet lunched with friends for… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Kevin Federline’s PopoZao Surprisingly Not Bad
(Two Stars Out of Four, Explicit Lyrics) As rap songs go, Kevin Federline’s “PopoZao,” the first single off his Straight Outta Malibu CD that will drop in… Read More
The investigation revealed that several snack foods had been vegan for years without informing anyone.
Angelina Jolie Disappointed by Results of Poll
MALIBU – Angelina Jolie was not amused to learn that more than two out of three respondents to a recent Internet poll failed to recognize… Read More
Mariah Carey Declares Comeback Over
LOS ANGELES – Pop diva Mariah Carey declared after last night’s Grammy awards that her “brilliant comeback year” was over. While one assistant held her… Read More
Britney Spears Driver Safety Quiz
HOLLYWOOD – Britney Spears responded angrily to “all y’all out there who falsely accused me of being irresponsible for not wearing a seat belt when… Read More
Reese Witherspoon Early Favorite to Win Most Annoying Celebrity Award
LAS VEGAS – Oddsmakers have installed Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner Reese Witherspoon as a 9-to-5 favorite to capture the 2006 Postcards from the… Read More
The Jessica Simpson Divorce Quiz
LOS ANGELES – Although Jessica Simpson purchased a $3-million house in Beverly Hills following her split with Nick Lachey, the singer-actress-shoe designer seems to prefer… Read More
Jennifer Lopez Will Appear Naked in PETA Parody
Jennifer Lopez claims she is tired of being stalked by “animal rights whack jobs at PETA” (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The star… Read More