Lindsay Lohan Narrows College Choices to Harvard or Rochville
OUTBACK, Utah – Recently clean actress Lindsay Lohan has narrowed her college choices to Harvard and Rochville universities, a spokesperson for the I Know Who Killed… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Britney Spears’ Obsession with Princess Diana
MALIBU – Britney Spears’ obsession with Princess Diana has Ms. Spears’ few remaining friends concerned. They fear the frazzled pop star may be planning to… Read More
Britney Spears’ Driving Test Leaked to Tabloid
LOS ANGELES – A copy of the written driving test Britney Spears passed in order to obtain a temporary license has been leaked to THEM Weekly magazine.… Read More
Jennifer Aniston’s New Body Confident with Jennifer Aniston
LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Aniston’s new body is telling friends that it’s confident Ms. Aniston can compete with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for serious… Read More
Behold the ultimate evolution of the recording artist: a being of pure resonance that never misses a note, never demands a larger trailer, and never gets caught in a scandalous hotel room meltdown with a reality star.
Britney Spears Fans Will Stage Nude Protest Rally
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears fans will stage a nude protest rally in front of the Staples Center this Saturday in support of “every mother’s… Read More
Britney Spears’ Sons Not Bothered by Her Nudity, Drug Use
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears’ sons have refuted claims that her using drugs and walking around naked all the time represent a danger to their… Read More
Petraeus Says Surge Is Working, Britney Spears Needs More Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. – General David Petraeus told Congress yesterday that President Bush’s surge in Iraq is working, but Operation Britney Spears will need more time… Read More
Vanessa Hudgens Homemade Video Surfaces on Internet
Vanessa Hudgens has more to answer for than a batch of mildly compromising vintage selfies that recently bubbled up from the molten core of the… Read More